Matt Toka
I think the hardest part about being a cashier is telling the girl buying 3 pregnancy tests to "Have a nice day"

Miserable Men Of Instagram

Clearly misery loves company and hates shopping. Check out this hysterical gallery of emasculated men and let their social discomfort bring a bright warm smile…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Dec 31, 2013
MIXTAPE MONDAY - My Ears Are Pregnantpic

MIXTAPE MONDAY - My Ears Are Pregnant

With the changes of the seasons, I've been in a more mellow mode lately. Here's a playlist consisting of the greatest songwriters to have ever…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Nov 04, 2013
MIXTAPE MONDAY- I Only Read Coloring Bookspic

MIXTAPE MONDAY- I Only Read Coloring Books

Here's a few tracks of awesome to get you through the week!
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Oct 28, 2013

Hand Designed Sneakers From Your Favorite Artists

Check out these super rad sneakers! Artists were given a sharpie and a blank pair of converse to create one of a kind pair of…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Oct 26, 2013

Genius Advertising

With over $500 Billion a year spent on advertising it becomes increasing hard for products to stand out. It's estimated by the time we are…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Oct 24, 2013
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Awkward Family Halloween Photos

Awwwwww...kward.       
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Oct 18, 2013

Cakes Too Awesome To Eat

After looking at all these cakes I'm ready to go into a diabetic coma!     
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Oct 16, 2013

Thumbs Up For Thumb Art

Check out these rad thumb portraits by Ditology!       More For You:  The Best Pumpkins EVER 
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Oct 15, 2013

The Best Pumpkins In The Universe

 Put on some Smashing Pumpkins, pour yourself a pumpkin chai latte, and get pumped!       More For You:  The Best Halloween Playlist Ever 
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Oct 08, 2013

Check Out My Secret Taco Powers & Show Me Yours For A Chance At $2,000!

In honor of the movie Carrie, that comes out October 18, I've decided to share one of my many secret powers. Carrie White uses her…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Oct 07, 2013

MIXTAPE MONDAY - Best Halloween Playlist Ever!

   Halloween is coming! Get hype. I'll be eating pumpkin everything for the rest of the month. Num num num... 
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Oct 07, 2013

The Best Halloween Costumes Of All Time

Freaking out because it's less then 4 weeks until Halloween and you still have no clue what you're going as? Here's some inspiration to get…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Oct 04, 2013

Not So Scary Monsters

Check out these awesome monsters created by Toronto street artist Aiden Glynn. You can see more of his work HERE       More For You:  Things I Don't Need…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Oct 02, 2013
MIXTAPE MONDAY - Shampoo For My Friends, Real Poo For My Sham Friendspic

MIXTAPE MONDAY - Shampoo For My Friends, Real Poo For My Sham Friends

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you 19 songs of pure awesomeness.    
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Sep 30, 2013

Awesome Teachers

nbsp;We all have had that one amazing teacher that connected with us and gone the extra mile to make the whole learning experience thing "not…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Sep 28, 2013

Things I Don't Need But Must Have

So I just lost the past two hours of my life searching all the genious yet ridiculous stuff on MeWanty.net. It's like a Skymall for…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Sep 25, 2013

Student Gains World Fame For Drawing On Her Leg

Artist Jody Steel doodles on her leg when she's bored in class. After posting some of her art on the internet, the photos soon went…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Sep 24, 2013

Mixtape Monday- Captain Beardo's Dance Explosion

Put on your dancing shoes and just feel the sole...    
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Sep 23, 2013

Cool Optical Illusions (My Brain Hurts)

    I could stare at these all day. I decided to put my favorite optical illusions in this gallery for you to check out. Which one…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Sep 21, 2013

Ten Ugliest Animals On The Planet

You're so ugly, when yo'' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering! You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Sep 20, 2013
Rape Me Live - Only 5 Days Until The 20th Anniversary Release Of In Uteropic

"Rape Me" Live - Only 5 Days Until The 20th Anniversary Release Of "In Utero"

I'm beyond stoked for the upcoming anniversary release of "In Utero". (September 24) The box set includes 70 recordings and a DVD of the complete…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Sep 19, 2013
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Mixtape Monday - Falling In Love

Do you realize that happiness makes you cry? Here's to falling in love and never hitting the ground!         
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Sep 16, 2013

On The Edge Of My Seat All Night At The Insidious 2 Screening

My friend Chris and I went to the screening of Insidious 2 last night and it was awesome. He was running late from finishing up…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Sep 12, 2013

Rappers and Cereal Make Me Laugh

Omg, I love how random this this is!     
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Sep 10, 2013
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MIXTAPE MONDAY - Songs I Love

In honor of "Fall in Love" month at Buzznet, here's a playlist of songs I'm currently in love with!  
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Sep 09, 2013

Google Go Home You're Drunk...

But in all seriousness dinosaurs WERE actually invented by the CIA to discourage time travel, look it up.     
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 29, 2013
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MIXTAPE MONDAY - Music For The Deaf

It's the day after the VMAS and since I didn't see a single guitar last night it's time to rock out hard.    
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 26, 2013

I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore

That's it I'm done. I'm over it. It was bad enough when 50 Shades of Grey came out and ...oh fuck it I'll just only…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 23, 2013

Really Awesome Celebrity Photobombs

HAHAHAHAHA N' Stuff...        More For You:  Famous People Eating: Why Is This So Funny? Funniest Driver Licenses Of All Time
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 22, 2013

The Microwave - A Swiss Army Knife For Your College Dorm

Did you know the microwave has a lot of useful benefits other than just heating your burrito up and leaving the center colder than the…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 21, 2013

Aahhh!!! Wrong Number Texts

Ever sent a text message to the wrong number? No need to hyperventilate. Just look at this gallery and always know you'll never be as…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 20, 2013
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MIXTAPE MONDAY- Sally Sells Crack Down By The Sea Shore

Sometimes a gallon of coffee just isn't enough to get through Monday...    
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 19, 2013

This is Why I Don't Dance...

...well unless maybe I've had a few. Check out this horrible mother and these awesome dance wipe outs!     
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 17, 2013

You're Doing It Wrong!

I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. I feel like a genius after watching this compilation of stupidity at it's best. Did this…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 13, 2013
MIXTAPE MONDAY - Groupies And Band Aidspic

MIXTAPE MONDAY - Groupies And Band Aids

Music just wouldn't be the same without them...          
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 12, 2013

Hilarious Roommate Notes

While lost in the vortex of the internet yesterday, I found these hysterical notes to roomates and had to share them! Why is other people's…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 10, 2013

Lifehacks - Because You Deserve A Better Life

Mind = Blown Check out these tips to improve your everyday quality of life!    More For You: Funniest Drivers Licenses Of All Time Famous People Eating
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 09, 2013

Famous People Eating - Why is this so funny?

I think my new obsession is looking at pictures of people biting into their food. The agro ones are the best. I personally could watch…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 06, 2013
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MIXTAPE MONDAY - Peanut Butter and Jelly Fish

We all have our roots. Mine are dirty and crawling with worms.      
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 05, 2013

Best Night Ever: Sharpie Attack

Need some tips and motivational inspiration on how to step up your party game? Do you live thousands of miles away from the Jersey Shore…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Aug 01, 2013
MIXTAPE MONDAY - Hot Dog Down A Hallwaypic

MIXTAPE MONDAY - Hot Dog Down A Hallway

That horrible moment you find out your girlfriend is sleeping with your best friend, and all his best friends, and all their best friends, and…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jul 29, 2013

BEST CROWD SHOTS OF ALL TIME

These shots are better than vodka, whiskey, and tequila.  More For You:  9 Artists I Bet You Didn't Know Played Warped! The Most Ridiculous Senior Quotes Ever
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jul 25, 2013

Musical Celebrities in High School

Feeling awkward? Check out these awkward photos of artists before they became famous and could afford an image consultant.   Suddenly I'm not ashamed of my childhood…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jul 24, 2013
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MIXTAPE MONDAY- Life's A Beach

This week's playlist consists of my go to tracks when I'm chilling at the beach, sleeping in the sand, and thinking about absolutely nothing.    
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jul 22, 2013
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MIXTAPE MONDAY - Female Dog, Don't Kill My Vibe

This Monday's playlist is a perfect mixture of mellon collie, grogginess, and nirvana. Pretty much what I felt like after spending my whole weekend rewatching…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jul 15, 2013

THE 15 WORST SUN BURNS EVER!

Um.........ouch?   Side note - It's a lot funnier to look at this gallery while Lana Del Rey's "Summertime Sadness" is playing.  
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jul 10, 2013
MIXTAPE MONDAY - Where Do All The Lost Socks Go?pic

MIXTAPE MONDAY - Where Do All The Lost Socks Go?

After a long action packed 4th of July weekend, of BBQ's, fireworks, smores, cold beer, swimming, and some good old fashion relaxation, it's back to…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jul 08, 2013

The Evolution Of The Video Game Console!

In honor of "National Video Game Day", I thought it would be rad to take a look back at the evolution of the video game…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jul 08, 2013

Smells Like American Spirit

With the Fourth of July just around the corner, I decided to put together my top picks for most patriotic people in this great land…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jul 02, 2013
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MIXTAPE MONDAY - Myspace is an Antique

This week's playlist is a throwback to some good old fashion nostalgia! Does anybody else remember guitars? They were used in a prehistoric genre called "rock…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jul 01, 2013

My New Favorite Artist : Justin Hager

nbsp;     Justin's art is the perfect mash up of pop culture, nostaligia, and play on words. Check out how awesome these drawings are! go check out his…
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jun 28, 2013

REALLY DISTURBING KID DRAWINGS

       These drawings are killing me....aaaaaaannnnnnnd........I'm dead.  
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jun 27, 2013

9 Artists I Bet You Didn't Know Played Warped Tour

This list is about as crazy as One Direction opening up for Metallica, not as crazy as Amanda Bynes, but definately crazier than 2 dogs…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jun 26, 2013
MIXTAPE MONDAY - The New Classic Rockpic

MIXTAPE MONDAY - The New Classic Rock

Here's some oldies but goodies!   On a side note, can we all take a moment and appreciate how awesome of a band name "Turds of Misery"…
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jun 24, 2013

THIS VIDEO IS TERRIFYING!

I don't know what's creepier, the snake or the voice of the person filming.
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jun 23, 2013

Horribly Awesome Inventions

I think we can agree these are  all pretty stupid and useless, other than the butt towel.
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Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jun 20, 2013
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MIXTAPE MONDAY- I Forgot To Brush My Teeth This Morning

Here's a collection of everything awesome that I've been listening to this past weekend. Happy Monday!  
Matt Toka
Matt Toka Jun 17, 2013
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